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Trumpet

Often loud and brash, but sometimes smooth and seductive, a Trumpet is usually the most noticeable instrument in the band. Whether trying to be the lead, or gathering alongside fellow players, a Trumpet is always the first to jump into a jam. Overconfident, easy to hear, and impressive at repeating others’ past riffs, they sometimes suffer from being unable (or otherwise unwilling) to harmonize with others.

Thinking they are *pets* of the conductor (or director, etc.), they are actually more often just pup*pets*, easily manipulated by strings.
“Wow, we were all having an intelligent political conversation until that Trumpet showed up.”

“Three Trumpets walked on the train today and basically played everyone off on the next stop.”

“Did you hear about what happened this morning?”
Unfortunately. Just another Trumpet blasting off in a crowd.”
“Betty White.”
by exbtyler November 22, 2021
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Trumpett

Trump fan who feels entitled to spew right wing political opinion.
Trumpetts attacked and infiltrated The Capital!
by waketardy February 27, 2022
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Trumpet

Any person who plays the trumpet will say it’s the greatest invention to ever exist… Every other instrument knows better though.
Non-band kid: hey isn’t that trumpet cool!?
Everyone else: no.
by Ptoughneigh the Trombonist March 25, 2022
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Trumpet

A instrument that cannot beat the Trombone which was made to replace it. One of the worst instruments
by jobug0228 June 7, 2022
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Trumper

A person with a fat dumper, a large rump, one with an overweight behind
Man, America's 45th POTUS has one fat trumper!
by middle_pickup June 29, 2022
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Trumpeached

TRUMP-eached noun

1. If Trump is impeached, Pence

becomes President. Pence pardons
Trump and appoints him Vice President
Pence resigns, Trump becomes
President and appoints him as his Vice

President. Liberal heads explode.
Guy 1: YOOOOOOOO! Someone just got Trumpeached!
Guy 2: NO WAY!!!
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Trumpetspree

Oh come one, how you could don't understand that! You need a strong Trumpetspree
by Cerny Ruze July 17, 2022
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