Lost troll 

A version of a internet troll where the troll makes a comment on a subject with a message completely irrelevant to the topic or discussion at hand for the purpose of confusing and bewildering readers and participants of the discussion. A milder kind of trolling where readers might take the troll for someone truly lost on the internet.

In a discussion about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic a lost troll may post the following:

"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."

Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".

Lost troll by Achmedsander October 8, 2013

Hissing Troll 

Noun: A creature of Welsh origin that can often be found rolling around the gutters of London's fashionable Soho district on Tuesday & Friday nights. Can be identified by its distinct features, so horrific they often cause severe vomitting upon sight. If seen wearing pink underpants caution is advised as it is likely to be so intoxicated it will have been rolling around in gutters and may hiss violently if approached. It has an utter fascination with the Orient and can often be found with a mouth full of Thai or Chinese.

oh my, that Hissing Troll is an utter disgrace!

Hissing Troll by Troglodytic Supporters United October 26, 2013

parking troll 

A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.

Hey, did you see that parking troll approach the car to annoy the parking campers?

parking troll by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014

truth troll

A person that constantly bombards you with the truth

Don't be like Jim, Jim's a dumbass be like ty, ty is a master truth troll all he does is hit you with the truth online

truth troll by Tslaughter June 20, 2016

analog troll 

A person, usually of an older generation, who derives pleasure from trolling on non-online platforms, such as radio phone-ins and newspaper letter pages

My Dad was on the radio last night praising Hitler. He's such an analog troll.

analog troll by Chang And Eng April 20, 2018

Time Troll 

Unlike a typical internet or IRL Troll, this breed of troll has no malicious intent. They exist only to hear themselves talk. Stories and ideas flow out of their mouths like water from a broken dam with little regard for who might be listening. They are only truly harmful to those who allow themselves to be caught in the torrent, unable to break away for fear of being seen as uncaring or insensitive.

Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.

Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.

Time Troll by TheRealZappBrannigan July 18, 2018

booty troll 

Big or small, ugly individual committing lecherous acts to compensate it's sad life.
If they discover a possible mate, they will never leave them alone. Ever.

A: Oh look! What is that creature lurking on the window sill?

B: That? It's just a booty troll

booty troll by A-Ok Gesture October 23, 2020