Hissing Troll

Noun: A creature of Welsh origin that can often be found rolling around the gutters of London's fashionable Soho district on Tuesday & Friday nights. Can be identified by its distinct features, so horrific they often cause severe vomitting upon sight. If seen wearing pink underpants caution is advised as it is likely to be so intoxicated it will have been rolling around in gutters and may hiss violently if approached. It has an utter fascination with the Orient and can often be found with a mouth full of Thai or Chinese.

oh my, that Hissing Troll is an utter disgrace!

by Troglodytic Supporters United October 26, 2013

parking troll

A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.

Hey, did you see that parking troll approach the car to annoy the parking campers?

by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014

truth troll

A person that constantly bombards you with the truth

Don't be like Jim, Jim's a dumbass be like ty, ty is a master truth troll all he does is hit you with the truth online

by Tslaughter June 20, 2016

analog troll

A person, usually of an older generation, who derives pleasure from trolling on non-online platforms, such as radio phone-ins and newspaper letter pages

My Dad was on the radio last night praising Hitler. He's such an analog troll.

by Chang And Eng April 20, 2018

Time Troll

Unlike a typical internet or IRL Troll, this breed of troll has no malicious intent. They exist only to hear themselves talk. Stories and ideas flow out of their mouths like water from a broken dam with little regard for who might be listening. They are only truly harmful to those who allow themselves to be caught in the torrent, unable to break away for fear of being seen as uncaring or insensitive.

Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.

Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.

by TheRealZappBrannigan July 18, 2018

booty troll

Big or small, ugly individual committing lecherous acts to compensate it's sad life.
If they discover a possible mate, they will never leave them alone. Ever.

A: Oh look! What is that creature lurking on the window sill?

B: That? It's just a booty troll

by A-Ok Gesture October 23, 2020

Poetic Troll

po·et·ic /pōˈedik/ - /pōˈedik/

A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.

Internet Username: You just logged in for a new day. Why are you being a cyber psycho?
Internet Username: Do you want to meet up today?

A poetic troll is an elder with has the ability to direct campers or unspecified individuals online into employment by changing their condition or environment of choosing.

by Hmmsphil May 9, 2021