Tokerface

when you are trying to make someone think you are not high by trying to act cool

Naw man hes got the best tokerface.

by RLC5493 February 24, 2011

two toner

When a poop is two toned in colour.

The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.

by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009

Beach Towel

Someon or something that is cummed on by another.

Jill Johnson is such a beach towel, she loves getting spermed on(or at least thats the word on the street).

John uses his bedroom walls as beach towels.

by Lunch Box January 18, 2005

Eifel Towering

A Three-some between two males && One female.,
Where one male inserts his male jiggly bits into her mouth
while the other inserts his genitals into her backdoor.,
Then the males hi-5 eachother., thus creating the eifel tower effect.

"duuuuuude., eifel towering that chick last night just brought us so much closer.. i think i love you man"

"eifeil Towering is my fantasy, whats yours?"

by Pippee` Long stockings September 22, 2009

Towelban

slang. n. Taliban. Combined from words Towel (they're towelheads) and Taliban.

Private! Grab your M-16! Towelban insurgents at 12 o' clock!

by Clitician August 21, 2009

0-tolerance

making no exception to a rule or law

The town had a 0-tolerance policy for DUI.

by The Return of Light Joker January 31, 2008

Wank towel

A towel primarily used for collecting semen after masturbation.

Can also be used as a normal towel, to give you that great salty semen smell.

Ross: MAM WHERE'S MA WANK TOWEL

Mum: IT'S IN THA FACKIN WOSH YA FACKIN CUNT

Ross: I NEED A FACKIN WANK

by Wankermeister69 January 9, 2014