Shottie face

The facial expression made immediately after a harsh hit from weed.

Check the shottieface - he looks like a rat.

by Bxa cRu July 07, 2003

Vaseline face

A person that rubs Vaseline all over their lips and makes themselves look like a man spackle receptacle.

Man, you have Vaseline face. Your lips are glowing like you have man butter all over them.

by JuanBoy February 29, 2008

Septa face

When everything on a chick looks good except her face - septa face. Derived from the Philadelphia area. SEPTA (S.E. Pa Transportation Authority) Similar to Butter face

Son, that chick I was with last night had a hot body but she had a Septa face.

by Philly Phill August 19, 2008

face noise

Incomprehensible babble. Rambling on and on about nothing. Jibber jabber, esp. when said jibber jabber is really, really annoying.

Ken just made face noise for an hour and I still don't know wtf he was talking about.

by ShoeHater07 November 21, 2006

Numark Face

The face someone makes when they have to use Numark gear.

1. That equipment sucks. Look at that dj's Numark Face.

2. The dj saw the mixer he has to use for tonight. He looked at the crowd and gave the Numark Face.

by Ganja House June 10, 2010

Face Babies

The act of two people making out to the point it seems plausible that their faces could have made babies together.

They must have made 15 face babies at formal.

Did you see them making face babies in the living room? Nicely done.

by TSSM December 04, 2011

carnival face

a person who has multiple deformities, wrinkles, dented face, and unproportional facial features. hence a carnival worker or carnie.

"Hey Carl, that girl has carnival face."

by Anthony Lanz November 09, 2008