Square bitches are often found in the company of fellow squares as misery loves company.
Sometimes, good-looking people are blindsided by her charming and innocent seeming appearance and allow her into their circle usually in hopes of turning her out. This is a foolhardy and adangerous endeavour as she isn't nearly as innocent as she seems. What's more? Her deep seated resentment and bitterness will surely sting you in ways you never envisaged when you least expect.
Sometimes, good-looking people are blindsided by her charming and innocent seeming appearance and allow her into their circle usually in hopes of turning her out. This is a foolhardy and adangerous endeavour as she isn't nearly as innocent as she seems. What's more? Her deep seated resentment and bitterness will surely sting you in ways you never envisaged when you least expect.
I don't have the Madonna/Whore complex. I believe there're hot bitches and square bitches though and I'll choose a hot bitch everyday everytime
by Man-bun January 01, 2025
A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.
Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
by Man-bun January 01, 2025
She also feels a vehement dislike for hot, confident and popular guys and girls because they make her feel inadequate and threaten her tenuous self esteem which she desperately tries to hold together. For this reason she'll resort to some pretty underhanded and shady actions in order to covertly sabotage them which might seem shocking and unexpected given her demure and affable appearance.
1.Most of these MeToo bitches are just square bitches seeking attention.
2.Never fuck a square bitch. She'll claim you raped her afterwards
2.Never fuck a square bitch. She'll claim you raped her afterwards
by Man-bun January 01, 2025
two brothers who will most probably f*ck you up in the gym… but you’ll thank them for it afterwards 💪🏻
by fistbumpclub November 23, 2021
An event (generally unpleasant) that is almost guaranteed to happen, so that it might as well be the "middle square" in a Corporate/Bullshit Bingo card.
Jesus Christ; having Susanna speak up in a meeting without having been asked to might as well be our Middle Square.
by mc2024 January 17, 2025
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When a group of vagabonds surround late night revelers in the street and force them to do various acts.
Brendan and his friends had been drinking heavily. When they walked down the street, late at night, they were surrounded by homeless people and forced to strip and bark like dogs. The group yelled at the revelers. ‘Welcome to the Times Square boogaloo’ you drunk pieces of shit.
by Kobrakys May 31, 2018