River donkey

Someone who agrees with everyone even if they don’t agree.
Sarah says “I love the smell of shit in the morning”. Cody replies “ Yea same” ! Sarah creams “ Cody you’re such a river donkey!”
by Big Shtiff August 15, 2019
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milk river

It sounds like a pervert sexual act but it's really just a river in Montana
by T_Cain June 14, 2022
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River Jackson

River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.

He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.

The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"

"I know he's so smart and hot"
by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 24, 2021
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dirty river

when one partner defecates in another's mouth so that he/she can give the defecator a blowjob
she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.
by th9091a August 14, 2009
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Rivered

Replacing your best friend for a new friend and having your new friends steal your girlfriend.
Danny: Hey what happened to Eric?
Jose: Eric got rivered! He stopped hanging out with us in order to hang with this new guy who then stole his girl.
Danny: Damn, that foo got rivered bad.
by DanSka February 08, 2021
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River moment

If somebody does something autistic it's a river moment
Hey billy that was a real river moment huh

yeah john it was
by Riverrrrrrrrrrrrr October 13, 2021
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River Dragon

When a man, standing naked in a river, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.
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Jack has a River Dragon! i can see the head!
by The guy1980 March 08, 2024
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