Kevin<3

Kevin is a handsome and cute boy that always cares for his sister and friends, he likes BMWs and tacos. He’s short but is secretly a softie inside:) his most well known quotes are “I’ll lick you“ and “Ima bite you“. He always knows how to make everyone happy even though he’s a HUGEEEE simp;). He’s currently taken by a tall person called Brooke/Ailey, believe it or not but Kevin’s name is on Mars :o everyone needs a Kevin in there life :)<3
Lexi: who’s that short person?
Brooke: oh that’s Kevin<3 don’t worry though! He is to short to bite you
by SomeoneYouKnow;) July 14, 2021
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Kevin The Pigeon

ITS the Sixth member of 1D,Kevin Is Louis plastc Pigeon. You may have seen Kevin on the bands 4th video diary: in which Louis hangs Out with him.... Untill he discovers Kevin Is not Alive. Most of 1D fans (Directioners) remember this and still shout "KEVIN" when they see a Pigeon (everybody around them stares forma a while ). KEVIN IS ENVIED BY DIRECTIONERS,because although hes not alive he metido the whole band AND diez happily. REST IN PEACE KEVIN, YOU ARE REMEMBERED.

Directioner: OMG ITS KEVIN, IM GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM, HES FAMOUS
NoRmAl pEoPlE: get Out of my way filthy Pigeon!
Worlds war Threesome because he sabido ir un frontón of a Directioner (they are everywhere)
Louis:* cries in the background although ITS Been almost turdy Seven years"
by Stranger.directionn January 09, 2018
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Kevin McAllister

To have one's belongings, especially groceries, spill to the ground as a result of their bag(s) ripping open.
I'm gonna go back for another bag, these bags feel like they're gonna Kevin McAllister on me.
by Owen Wilsons Nose October 09, 2020
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steaming kevin

Like a Hot Carl, but since it is done in Canada, you can see the steam coming off it.
BOB: ew, that girl got a Hot Carl
Doug: ya, but the steam is coming of it, eh.
GOrdie: that's cuz we're in Canada eh, so the steam is called Kevin, or a Steaming Kevin
by sudburybob February 10, 2014
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Kevin Jackson

An all around really nice guy. He's amazing, sweet, caring, and has a great sense of humor. He loves to make people laugh and loves to laugh. He is handsome and very attractive, and has the greatest smile. He seems to sometimes thinks too low of himself because of his past mistakes, but has no reason to at all because he is exactly the perfect type of guy a girl could ask for. He is a guy you will love to have as a boyfriend and someone you will want to keep as a close friend. He is the guy you will look at and ask yourself why your boyfriend as wonderful as him. He is the just so wonderful.
by Cupid<3<3 June 08, 2011
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Fizzling Kevin

A "fizzling" type 6 bowel movement (per the Bristol Stool Scale). Has the potential to clog toilets due to excessive use of toilet paper.
A man left a Fizzling Kevin behind in the public restroom. No one was happy.
by Saggy2 November 10, 2009
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kevin restin

A huge kid that sucks at video games and has a micro penis.
That kid is a real kevin restin at video games.
by kevin restin March 04, 2017
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