sex stories

i have none but fancy seeing you here!

ew get off urban dictionary and go into the real world (stop looking up sex stories too)

by mmmmmmmmmmmdmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmd December 8, 2024

The Mickey Salad Story

The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.

Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?

by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020

I reckon I can peace the story together

What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.

What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

biography and times story

cinderella story and hood love story have gotten very popular in the last two days , suddenly and idea popped out that biography and times should be a thing , this is basically a private story where you talk about your life and how you have gotten though it

"bro johnny added me to his biography and times story."

"you lyinggg , he didn't add me to it."

by nneogotmybackk February 23, 2020

story slam

A story, written in the format of a slam poem - an intense emotional free style poem with the intention of a performance ( see slam poem on urban dictionary ).

He performed an excellent story slam about how he first fell in love and got rejected.

by unlessroses July 25, 2016

story burg

When you tell a funny story and the person you told it to repeats it as if it happened to them or in third person.

Burglary of your funny story.

I walked into work and Lola was retelling my funny story, what a story burg

by Lueisms August 24, 2022

Villain of the Story

The sickest band around. You should definetly check them out. They're metalcore.

Members:
Logan Barthomolew - vocals
Christian Grey - unclean vocals
Nick Totton - drums

Michael Ivers - guitar
Cody Pauly - guitar
Sean Wayne - bass

You really should get the new Villain of the Story album!

by xGodiiix April 25, 2017