Italian Job

To recieve road head from a catholic girl, whilst driving a stolen Fiat brand of vehicle.

Bro... that girl Christine gave me one wicked italian job on my way to the chop shop last week.

by SouthernDrawl April 19, 2020

Italian stallion

Italian stallion is an Italian guy that is really hung, often used in reference to porn stars that are hung like the legendary Ron Jeremy.

George: Man that dude is really hung!

Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?

George: Yes I am.

Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.

Armando: Moo moo brown cow.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

He thought he was Italian

An anti-semitic dog whistle phrase. Used when encountering someone who is Jewish. It is a play on the "Italian's aren't Jewish" joke, see the relevant family guy skit. The phrase itself is ironically derived from the title of a song, He Thought He was Italian by The Barcelona Gypsy Klezmer Orchestra, this song is a very Jewish, Klezmer song. It is unclear whether the two "He's" mentioned in the title are two different people(ie, someone thought that another person was Italian and they were actually Jewish) or if it is both the same man(ie, a person from Italy is unaware of their Jewish ancestry.

"Italian music. Yeah right. He thought he was Italian."

by Tourniquette October 28, 2025

italian lube

olive oil used for sex...

man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"

by katya & trixie May 5, 2020

Italian Churro

When you do anal and pull out to a thick coating of poo on your cock

"Dude, why'd you call me at 3am last night?"
"Stacy gave me a nasty Italian Churro and I needed counseling."
"Shit, man."
"You're telling me."

by AsepticNecrosis May 21, 2018

italian partridge

A snow belt term for a crow

hey jimmy I only took the landing gear off that Italian partridge on sandene wth Dave i just sauced one in the xlt on Harding

by Redcocksblacksocks February 29, 2020

Italian Coke

Italian Coke: Lined up Parmesan Cheese made to look like Cocaine.

I got my ass kicked by rich hippies for selling them this amazing new drug known as Italian Coke.....turns out, it's just finely grated Parmesan Cheese.

by CreamyFartz January 14, 2023