goose

sacred animal of the gamer tribe

HAIL THE SACRED GOOSE

by goosegodgamer1234 May 24, 2022

Goosed

Past-tense slang for cumshot
The act of shooting one's semen onto someone's face or head

Dude, I was watching porn the other night and the girl got goosed!

by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017

Goose Goose Duck

A game that is the better version among us. Created in 2021, it has more roles, voice chat, and a lot of fucking fun.

Have you heard of the new Goose Goose duck game?

by Just a random :p January 2, 2023

Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job

“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)

Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.

by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012

kawaii goose

A kawaii goose is a goose that acts like it has its own anime. Then it proceeds to make you apart of it.

(Look out for gooses with sparkly eyes and lipstick)

Person 1: "Hey, isn't that..."
Person 2: "A KAWAII GOOSE! RUN!!!"
Kawaii goose: "Come back!!!"

by coolkidthatiscool May 2, 2022

silly goose

fucking idiot dumbass motherfucker

I'm leaving this job because my boss is a silly goose.

by hurrrrrdurr September 20, 2023