Marines are horny and adaptable individuals who are always ready when needed, like bar fights or getting a plump woman laid
Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!
by Bob Saget Does Oral July 20, 2018
Get the Call A Marinemug. A sports term used to describe a call that is obviously biased to the home team, while calls for the away team are more droll, boring, insulting, or quiet.
Homer call, after home team scores:
"INCREDIBLE! THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!! (Home Team) SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
After away team scores:
"This is so sad I feel like puking looking at it!"
"INCREDIBLE! THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!! (Home Team) SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
After away team scores:
"This is so sad I feel like puking looking at it!"
by Maximum_Spider December 14, 2012
Get the Homer Callmug. prostitute/gigolo -there is much to be said for procuring a specialist! i am a hard-core 'hands-on' guy, but sometimes find myself in situations where calling in a specialist would prove to be wise!
he was tired off getting off alone, he decided to call a specialist!
roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!
he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!
he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
Get the call a specialistmug. by uttam maharjan July 11, 2011
Get the calling professormug. by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022
Get the Curtain callmug. (Verb) 1. The act of excusing oneself from work on the basis of shock, depression and/or general malaise resulting from the 2016 election of Donald Trump.
by Microbie March 31, 2017
Get the calling in trumpmug. n. A last hope of salvation from a dreadful end. Originally a last-minute reprieve from an execution but now a generic term.
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The election Tuesday may ruin America no matter who wins.
Yeah. The only thing that can save us now is a governor's call.
And just who would the "governor" be in this case?
I do not know. God? George Washington? Putin? I am not a Poli-Sci major.
Yeah. The only thing that can save us now is a governor's call.
And just who would the "governor" be in this case?
I do not know. God? George Washington? Putin? I am not a Poli-Sci major.
by gnostic3 November 6, 2016
Get the governor's callmug.