the cherry fic

a disturbing fan fiction about Dan Howell and Phil Lester in which Phil tortures Dan literally to death because he loves him. It involves organ removal, taking off fingernails and being forced to swallow a lot of live house spiders.

Girl One: Did you read The Cherry Fic?
Girl Two: Yes but I wish I hadn't

by SamHighkeyShipsDestiel December 28, 2016

The Yips

a sudden and unexplained loss of skills in experienced athletes. Some credit the yips to a loss of fine motor skills; others consider the condition to be primarily psychological, however it is poorly understood and has no known treatment or therapy. Athletes affected by the yips sometimes recover their ability, which may require a change in technique. Many are forced to abandon their sport at the highest level.

Did you see Jon Lester has the Yips? Yeah he can’t throw to first base.

by YipsAwareness December 14, 2019

The Beacon School

A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’re top of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously high. The toilets look like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too hard and has personal space issues.

person 1: that kid just stole some crappy makeup from asda
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school

by rebeccaaaaaaa.ox January 29, 2020

The Creeper Corner

The new box in the top right corner of Facebook. A box that makes it much easier to creep on people/stalk them, due to it constantly updating and showing every little action performed by one of your friends with astounding efficiency.

Bill: I wish there was an easier way for me to creep on Theresa on Facebook.
Bob: Check it out man, they have this new thing called the Creeper Corner that allows you to see every little thing someone does. It's in the top right corner.
Bill: Awesome dude! Now I don't have to hit "refresh" or "most recent" every time I wanna see what she's up to. This new thing does the job for you!

by Ginormous D September 22, 2011

The Fourth WAH

We Are Hor-.
It is the forbidden WAH and should not be used under any circumstance.
You will lose 8000 life points when used in public.

The Fourth WAH should not be said but I have to say it so you don't....
WAH.....
WAH.....

WAH.....

.....WAH.*dies*

by a random Tako August 31, 2021

The Seinfeld Curse

The (superstitious) curse put on the cast and crew of Seinfeld, that disabled them from being able to start new shows.

Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Micheal Richards have each attempted to launch new sitcoms as title-role characters. Despite decent acclaim and even some respectable ratings, almost every show was canceled quickly, usually within the first season. This gave rise to the term Seinfeld curse: the failure of a sitcom starring one of the three, despite the conventional wisdom that each person's Seinfeld popularity should almost guarantee a strong, built-in audience for the actor's new show. Shows specifically cited regarding the Seinfeld curse are Julia Louis-Dreyfus' Watching Ellie, Jason Alexander's Bob Patterson and Listen Up!, and Michael Richards' The Michael Richards Show. Larry David once said of the curse, "It's so completely idiotic... It's very hard to have a successful sitcom."

However, the Emmy award-winning success of Julia Louis-Dreyfus in the CBS sitcom The New Adventures of Old Christine has led many to believe that she has broken the 'curse'. In her acceptance speech, Louis-Dreyfus held up her award and exclaimed, "I'm not somebody who really believes in curses, but curse this, baby!" With Louis-Dreyfus playing Christine, the show has been on the air for four seasons with above-average ratings as of 2008.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus broke the Seinfeld curse when she starred in CBS's "The New Adventures of Old Christine."

by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009

The Batman

This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.

"Yo Matty, have you ever performed...
THE BATMAN!?"

"What the fuck Gary?"

by MyDadGaveMeAids! February 18, 2019