Biker Guy is what happens when a douchebag owns the entire box set series of Sons of Anarchy and watches it so much that he actually thinks he is in the gang. They typically began their biker career on a Sportster or any other female bike they can get their hands on. They are known to get multiple tattoos which are usually of poor quality and/or unfinished which they constantly show off by wearing tanks or going shirtless even in bad weather. Their physical appearance is that of an extreme douchebaggy posture which involves the chest pumped out and the arms held up and out. This is an attempt to gain respect by either their mom or small childeren. Biker Guy always talks about his "hog," or his next "run!" Biker Guy thinks he is a big deal he sits in his driveway revving his Sportster until he runs it out of gas. Biker Guy usually trys to project his voice indoors or in small groups to make up for his Richard Simmons like physique. Biker Guy always wants to fight but cries when he gets his ass kicked. Most of all Biker Guy wont go to biker bars cause he knows he will get raped and his Sportster shit canned. Biker Guy is one of the ultimate douchebags!
by DirtyDeeBrewer November 29, 2016
Get the biker guymug. the perfect guy...usually someone you have yet to meet but whose known attributes fit your criteria of your soulmate...this is the person who gives you hope that "the one" still exists
Lilly has never found "the one" but knows that he is out there because someone like Nick (who she knows has certain attributes she looks for) exists. Circumstance prevents Lilly and Nick from meeting, but also prevents Nick from falling in her eyes.
Nick is Lilly's "Pocket Guy."
Nick is Lilly's "Pocket Guy."
by pk, ns, lj, mj, ss September 25, 2008
Get the pocket guymug. by BitchGirl May 17, 2012
Get the Bitch Guymug. Friend 1: do you know who purple guy is?
Friend 2: Yes, a dumbass who sticks a toast to his chest
Friend 1: Calm down-
Friend 2: Yes, a dumbass who sticks a toast to his chest
Friend 1: Calm down-
by Eggsbenedictwastaken March 5, 2021
Get the Purple Guymug. Someone who repeatedly sends people family guy videos
on messenger, and who people get annoyed with.
on messenger, and who people get annoyed with.
Someguy: Damn that douche Nathan is sending me so much family guy vids i can't even open them at the same time.
Someguy's friend: Yea I know, he's a total spamily guy.
Someguy's friend: Yea I know, he's a total spamily guy.
by Nanderp October 26, 2011
Get the Spamily guymug. Romcom Guy means the kinda guy who is aware yet unaware of things, like a character with contradictions. A mixture of McDreamy and McSteamy.
Eve: He is such an odd kinda guy. I simultaneously love and hate him.
Adam: Oh! Maybe he's a romcom guy
Adam: Oh! Maybe he's a romcom guy
by Your ex McKilljoy August 18, 2015
Get the romcom guymug. Partier of the male sex who calmly and quietly feasts on the nearest bag of chips he can snatch while attempting to attract the attention of nearby females who dare make eye contact with his mysterious and somewhat seductive gaze as he crunches down on those salty delectables.
The Chip Guy calmly waits in the nearest corner selecting his next victim to entice with salty treats.
by Edoggy2 August 23, 2011
Get the Chip Guymug.