Higher than a kite

A way to describe a person who has taken too many drugs, smoked way too much weed, or drank way too much alcohol (to name a few) to the point where they are acting nothing like themselves or doing something crazy.

Person 1: Why is Person 3 attempting to jump a cornhole board on an ATV that’s smaller than he is?

Person 2: He’s higher than a kite right now.

by Kriskit November 21, 2023

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.

Nigel has more issues than tissues

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016

sicker than a pimp

very sick or really unwell and contagious

Jerry: “wow you look awful! need a hug?”
Jojo: “you might wanna back up Jerry, i’m sicker than a pimp!”
Jerry: “oh my god! pimps are pretty sick! bye Jojo see you in a month!”

by momma chulo December 3, 2021

straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.

“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

No One Runs Better Than Me

A phrase used by someone who claims to consistently get lucky in poker or similar games, often pulling the perfect card when needed to win crucial hands. It's typically said with confidence, humor, or playful arrogance.

Player 1: "You hit that flush on the river AGAIN?"
Player 2: "No one runs better than me!"

by whodat25555 February 4, 2025

better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.

Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

Better Than Big Boss

When something is subpar, but still acceptable. For example, a food that tastes good, but not nearly as good as people say.

Friend 1: Hey, did you end up going to that concert you were talking about?
Friend 2: It was better than Big Boss, but it sure as hell wasn't worth $350.

by Trippipi-Ki August 29, 2025