A vocation involving taint stimulation, sometimes in reference to a person or persons who truly work the taint for profit. Otherwise used slanderously to apply to underhanded individuals of low persuasion.
Horatio-
"Truly William, Alexander is a taintist of the highest order, for he fucked my mother, repeatedly."
"Truly William, Alexander is a taintist of the highest order, for he fucked my mother, repeatedly."
by Themistocles December 9, 2008
Get the taintist mug.One whos face resembles the area of the body that is located between the anus and the scrotum, also know as the "betweenis".
by Slimanus October 23, 2007
Get the taintface mug.Related Words
One whos face resembles the area of the body that is located between the anus and the scrotum, also know as the "betweenis".
by Slimanus October 23, 2007
Get the taintface mug.The female version of grundleoderant.. to be used to prevent the sweaty stanky mess that accumulate on a females taint during the day.
by Pizzy12 January 31, 2008
Get the Taintpertine mug.by JSS JAMES April 22, 2009
Get the Taint dragger mug.This word is largely undefinable, but here are possible usages for it...
1. An exclamation of good happenings. A celebratory word along the lines of "tight" or "fuck yeah"...
2. A declaration of crappy circumstances. A word used following a disappointing turn of events similar to "damn" or "this sucks"...
3. Icicles forming beneath the taint forming as the result of extreme cold.
1. An exclamation of good happenings. A celebratory word along the lines of "tight" or "fuck yeah"...
2. A declaration of crappy circumstances. A word used following a disappointing turn of events similar to "damn" or "this sucks"...
3. Icicles forming beneath the taint forming as the result of extreme cold.
"I hooked up with a hottie last night! Taintsicle yeah!"
"I hooked up with an ugly ho last night! Ah taintsicle!"
"It's so freaking cold out that GD taintsicles are forming beneath my taint!"
"I hooked up with an ugly ho last night! Ah taintsicle!"
"It's so freaking cold out that GD taintsicles are forming beneath my taint!"
by Joey Taintsalot December 12, 2009
Get the taintsicle mug.An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.
Why aren't you walking properly?
Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.
Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.
by Nik Danger March 25, 2010
Get the Taint Zapper mug.