trump

a very smell shit that leaves an orange stain on the toilet paper. Likely caused by foods with lots of tomatoes like spaghetti sauce.

I flushed a stinky trump this morning, I could tell by the orange stain it left on the paper.

by pseudoman6 January 30, 2026

Trump

Trump: (verb) To manipulate a narcissistic moron by means of insincere flattery.

If you want something from him, trump the idiot. Give him some ridiculous award and he'll throw his legs up like a bitch in heat.

by Linguistic Expert February 7, 2026

Trump

Soiling oneself in public.

"Did you just trump yourself?" "Nah mate, it was just a fart".

by Babakhan February 25, 2026

trump

A racist, islamophobic manwhore, who has had 3 wives & is pro-war & wouldn’t let anyone past the border, legal or not, if he were President

My dad was such a Trump At Thaksgiving

by Djjdjdjdmfndjowkexyxkcmf March 12, 2026

Trump

The 45th and 47th President of the United States.

Has a name that sounds like the sound that cattle with gastrointestinal disorders emit from their posteriors.

Watch out! That cow's about to Trump!

by That Stupid Tsuchinoko March 12, 2025

Trump

Volatility

Yo, so the market is so Trump

Yea, my dating life is just Trump

The ocean is so Trump today

by Blue Eyes OG March 12, 2025

Trump

A trump -- a little turd that comes out instead of a fart.

He had a little trump and had to change his underwear.

by HarleyGuy March 29, 2025