stuff in the stuff

those silicon packets (or whatever they are?) that come in things to help preserve their freshness.

"I found the stuff in the stuff"

by lildoober December 9, 2008

stuffing turkey

to finger fuck a girl, of any age, under any circumstances.

dude: go down on me baby

girl: am i gonna get some too this time?

dude: bitch please, i wont stick my finger in there,it reminds me too much of stuffing turkey

girl: fuck this then!

by penissnatcher March 30, 2009

Stuff I found "store"

A mostly urban street salesman selling off a table or blanket who sells all sorts of odds and ends that they clearly found in the trash. A typical "store" (located outside of any busy retail location) will be selling 1 old answering machine without the tape, several power cables to god knows what, magazines, a few books, a catalog or two, a glass with four marbles in it and pantyhose.

I picked up a monopoly game minus all the houses from the stuff I found "store" guy outside of the McDonalds on West 3rd street.

by APConn June 8, 2009

stuffamajuff

A common catch-all phrase for anything you cant remember the name of. Usually used to describe several objects, not just one.

I'm gonna go pick up some food and some other stuffamajuff at the store.

by dudeguy17 October 17, 2009

Stufter

To consume skin, blood, toenails, hair, ear wax, ect. with your partner (it is a way of making love) and afterwords, taking a shower in CAMPBELLS chicken noodle soup.

Honey, I got the soup and the knife, so we can Stufter tonight.

Hey, you wanna come back to my place and Stufter.

Whats your favorite spot to Stuffer from, mine is the knee and the lips.

by Funny Names November 12, 2009

Stuffs McCrackin

Noun - A person who, after masturbation gets old, "practices" guitar, all day.

- A person who never pays anyone back, even though he gives his word he will. Later on you might find out that this creatures word is as crooked as its fingers.

- This ego might seem to be all this creature has. Except maybe the dimebag in his pocket.

- Do not talk about a female of any sort around this creature, it will get very angry and bark "BUHH" at you. Will not stop until it's message is clear- It's pissed and wants to hear nothing more. Example of the use of mating call/cry of anger: "BUH, there he is!"

-Never question this creature, you will be sorry. It will pound it's "reason" into your head until you end up going crazy.

Person A.) Buh, shut up. No one cares. Buh!

Person B.) But man I....
Person A.) Buh, sdfiwefvdfvdfuck!(???)
Person B.)......
(conversation ends)

WARNING: never let this thing in your car, it might break the shit out of whatever is in the car, or throw tea and stain the interior of your car.

-Haha, you gotta hear this, I saw this Stuffs McCrackin, creepy looking thing, running across the road the other day. It was crying out a lot so my friends and I ran it over, put it out of its misery.

by Flip the Billy February 24, 2011

stuffin the turkey

When a guy puts his balls into a girls asshole

would you want to try something like stuffin the turkey

by Clay Torious February 17, 2014