Squatergate

Misspelling of Squattergate

No, the oter definition speled Squatergate right!!1

by dUpduPdupDupd November 18, 2020

squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

by Ryboe September 13, 2006

squat brown

To defecate, shit, etc.

"I'll be right back. Gotta squat brown!"

by MK000044 September 15, 2006

squat tink

a synonym for bitch.

"Man, I don't know if I should ask Shannon out...she's so fine..."

"Ay, stop being such a fucking squat tink pussy and tap that"

by Vax October 20, 2007

Squat-Mouth

the act of a male giving female head oral sex

"i dont want no kisses cause you got that Squat-Mouth"

by A lil too crunk October 21, 2008

squat jam

listening to your ipod while taking a shit

I just finished squat jamming

by Dr. King January 12, 2009

squareyishness

an adjective used to describe something square-like when you cant think of another word that works…

“It’s just so... soo… full of squareyishness” Emmett said and an understanding look appeared on Rose’s face as she said “Ooooh I get it now”

notes with Alice, Bella and the Cullens by lanna-misssunshine

by misshannah July 27, 2010