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Spite

When you hate someone or hate something they do and want to purposely upset them. Also doing the opposite of what someone wants purely for the fun of it. Like that one time that I took a shower in under a minute because my mom refused to tell my friend that I was taking a shower and instead wanted to let him leave.
I live purely out of spite for the people who want me dead. Like myself.
by skull-eater April 25, 2023
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spite chores

When you make someone mad and you start doing their chores out of spite just so you can either make them happy or pissed
Tommy was pissed at Jenny so he started doing spite chores so when she put her dish in the sink he can get pissed that someone dirtied up the kitchen he just cleaned
by Midget mike reloaded April 30, 2023
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Spite Cooling

When you’re space is cool but you keep the air conditioner(s) running because you hate the fucking heat and humidity.
“Dad, it’s pretty cool in here, should I turn the AC down?”
Fuck that. I’m spite cooling this bitch”.
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