splasm

To orgasm as a result of slamming your genitals against a flat surface (e.g. wall).

"I bifled so hard I splasmed."

by harrystephen November 12, 2022

splabtastic

something that is so amazing
also
it sounds nice and feels nice to say
its theraputic

hey did you see the new barbers down the road, they give splabtastic haircuts

by lightning compass September 27, 2022

Splashdeaf

When the sound of urinating or diarrhea deafens all sound outside of the bathroom including talking, construction, and your own crying.

The wife kept yelling but I was splashdeaf the entire time, so how was I suppose to know she had cancer?

by Irysh. December 24, 2022

Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.

Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.

by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023

splagadoinks

splagadoinks.

that's truly splagadoinks

by os10 February 21, 2023

Splash City

when you're getting all those 'buckets'.

It's splash city over here, i can't seem to miss.

by Aqua_Boy0 March 4, 2023

Splastified

Word used for people who are spastic, retarded, biased and fried in the brain.

John: Only in Ohio💀
Adam: Are you splastified?

by MrBeastFromOhio March 14, 2023