shaving a snake

doing something that you know will not turn out well.

Bill: I heard tom was going to have sex with karen tonight.

Billy:doesn't she have an STD?

Bill:yeh, man he's totally shaving a snake.

by abeastnamedpoague March 6, 2010

Friendly Snake

Someone who is up to no good in corporate America. Someone who is only interested in what's in it for them. Sneaky bastards.

My boss is a friendly snake. The fiendly snakes are going to have a smoke.

by OFFICERAGE December 15, 2008

snake weasel

1. some that is awesome as shit

2. someone that gives a fuck bout what anyone else think cuz they know they the best

3. an elusive dual-beast from north texas

1. the mutha fuckin snake weasel is in the house

2. bitch, you already know im the mutha fuckin snake weasel

3. im gonna hit up texas and visit the mutha fuckin snake weasel

by mfswft February 6, 2010

Snake charmer

Knows how to start a light flirt and then turn it into something much more erotic, even if playful. Makes you wnat more, difficult to resist. Gets you hooked for a little bit. Maybe flirts and seduces you just enough that one day you might be walkin g aroud a downtown and then all of a sudden you are over by the water making in sexy way, even with peopel arond, though you are just friends. or one night you're back at their place before you even knew what happened in a hot , sleazy dream, not about to end in a feew minutes. the snake charmer hs looks and skill and fun and plays you jus t the way you wanted but more decadent and ephermal

snake charmer: I worry about hanging out with her since she's such a snake charemer will end getting in on in the corner of park near the water fo the rest of the afternoon and evening...then, shell leave with a kiss

by G the Third January 28, 2022

The snake charmer

While receiving a blowjob wait until you’re about to cum and start waiving your left hand around. When their attention is on that hand you grab the back of their neck with the right and hold them tightly and cum. The cum will shoot out both nostrils like a spitting cobra.

I mesmerized her with the snake charmer last night.

by Jongeinbundy April 19, 2020

fart snake

A fart snake is when a guy cums so hard during oral sex that he accidentally farts.

Gary came so hard while Misty was giving him head that he farted and misty called him a fart snake.

by Cheeaintlion April 4, 2016

fake the snake

Adding an exact detail to make the little lie you are telling more believable or convincing.

Way to fake the snake, Wayne.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018