smackasisitosis

Smackasisitosis is a chronic affliction that cause temporary to permanent retardation, predominantly in Russian males. This is often the root cause of previous undiagnosed causes of retardation, and other mental illness. It is very common to assume someone with Smackasisitosis has actually been huffing gasoline, smoking crack, or simply received a serious blow to the head: the symptoms are virtually identical. However, with the above, recovery is often at least possible, but with Smackasisitosis the condition is permanent.

Q: “What the hell is wrong with that idiot?”
A:” Smackasisitosis man, he’s eat up with it…”

“Why that’s the worst case of Smackasisitosis I have seen, he must need help dressing himself”

by CygonX October 3, 2007

smack mac

Use an ATM. Derived from "Money Access Machines," a common brand of ATM in the Eastern U.S.

Eric: "Hey, let's go get some lunch."

Judy: "Okay, hang on, I gotta smack mac first."

by La Torquemada December 14, 2007

smack-a-dong

to bring great force with forearm to male external reproductive organ. (the long tubular one)

Andy held a smack-a-dong contest in his basement. He won.

by rr2 February 15, 2008

Smackattack

To be under fire or harassment from colleagues or friends, usually involving insults. A sustained verbal onslaught.

Shucks, my mum just gave me a 10-hour smackattack for not tidying my room.

by SuperMegaUberMike May 17, 2008

Sheckshi

Basically sexy but all 's's are 'sh's. Usually out of randomness

Soph: Guess what
Pete: What
Soph: I tinks dat top on joooooo is sheckshi
Pete: *mutters into self* WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

by Rooooooby February 25, 2009

smack nap

(noun). the nap one takes after smoking marijuana or doing another drug that involves a person to become "high" of "smacked."

Man, Jeff smoked two blunts today! He had the longest smack nap I've ever witnessed.

by malman32 March 5, 2009

seckstastic

A gay or lesbian couple are awesome.
People are often jealous of such couples.

That Claire and Lindsey, they are so seckstastic.

by Marie Brown September 24, 2009