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Nine Sixes

We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.
by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024
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Six

The number that lee doesn’t know
Nine minus two equals six
by Luke “Awardable” Spencer October 25, 2020
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Sixty-six

Spooning but with your heads at the foot end of the bed
I just love to sixty-six
by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019
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Six Seven

Literally anything that you want it to mean in the context of what you are saying. Can be used in a positive or negative way.
Wow! That was a great shot! Yo, six seven. This movie sucks, time to go home! Yup, six seven.
by Sambiase October 3, 2025
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