The over-usage of any musk, cologne, body spray, or perfume. Named after people of italian descent, they will soak themselves in these scents without even noticing the nose burning, and sometimes eye-watering effects.
Logan: What's that horendous smell?
Steve: Oh it looks like Tyler just took an italian shower, he just had rugby so no doubt he's making up for his odour with too much old spice
Logan: Yes, I forgot his mom was italian, it all makes sense now
Steve: Oh it looks like Tyler just took an italian shower, he just had rugby so no doubt he's making up for his odour with too much old spice
Logan: Yes, I forgot his mom was italian, it all makes sense now
by Logie G February 22, 2009
Get the Italian Shower mug.An alternative to showering. Instead of having a normal shower, using shampoo and soap, you have an English shower, which consists of covering your fetid body with deodorant.
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by Chav_until_i_die May 14, 2006
Get the glasgow shower mug.noun. A sex position in which a girl lays down completely naked and starts meowing while another person completely naked stands above the girl meowing and hissing and letting drool slowly drip off their tongue while moving their tongue back and forth causing the spit to drop in a zigzag formation until it lands on the girl's tits or vagina which is spread with clamps.
verb. To stand over a naked girl while you're completely naked and let your drool swing from side to side off your tongue until it lands in the girl's vagina while you both meow.
verb. To stand over a naked girl while you're completely naked and let your drool swing from side to side off your tongue until it lands in the girl's vagina while you both meow.
Noun Form:
During class the other day, my teacher asked me to stay after class to talk to her about something. So after the bell rang I stayed. Once everyone had left, she closed the door, turned toward me, and grabbed me by the clasper (that's shark-talk for penis) which turned immediately hard. Then, she looked me straight in the eye and said, "I want a cat-shower!" At this point had to pretend to tie my shoe to hide my raging boner and then I proceeded to give her a cat-shower, completely naked and meowing the whole time.
Verb Form:
- Hey man! How was that Filipino hooker last night?
- Oh man it was fucking crazy! I cat-showered her so hard Bro!
- Nice! Were her pussy lips spread with clamps?
- Of course! Otherwise it wouldn't have been a cat-shower!
- True..
During class the other day, my teacher asked me to stay after class to talk to her about something. So after the bell rang I stayed. Once everyone had left, she closed the door, turned toward me, and grabbed me by the clasper (that's shark-talk for penis) which turned immediately hard. Then, she looked me straight in the eye and said, "I want a cat-shower!" At this point had to pretend to tie my shoe to hide my raging boner and then I proceeded to give her a cat-shower, completely naked and meowing the whole time.
Verb Form:
- Hey man! How was that Filipino hooker last night?
- Oh man it was fucking crazy! I cat-showered her so hard Bro!
- Nice! Were her pussy lips spread with clamps?
- Of course! Otherwise it wouldn't have been a cat-shower!
- True..
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Get the Golden Shower mug.Shovel Nutts is traditionally a way for Airborn troops to refer to non-airborn qualified troops or "legs".
A more contemporary description of the term includes one pissed off Green Beret computer technician's reference to a collegue...sometimes confused with an individual that has suffered a stroke.
Green Bay Packer way to describe an individual that would get his or her head ripped the fuck off in a heart beat.
A long forgotten line from the famous song "Ballad of the Green Beret and Shovel Nutts"
A more contemporary description of the term includes one pissed off Green Beret computer technician's reference to a collegue...sometimes confused with an individual that has suffered a stroke.
Green Bay Packer way to describe an individual that would get his or her head ripped the fuck off in a heart beat.
A long forgotten line from the famous song "Ballad of the Green Beret and Shovel Nutts"
by Saves Que Es October 13, 2006
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