A rectangular tipped over fridge, filled with shops and is unfinished with only a quarter of a floor done and has been abandoned. A snide version of the metro centre but is worse due to it being incredibly unrealistic. Can be found next to the world trade centre, the shard and the empire state.
by WildWillez December 14, 2020
Get the Ushopp shopping centremug. A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.
I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.
by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025
Get the Boston Coffee Shopmug. Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 12, 2024
Get the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jammug. Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.
Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
Get the I'm shopping for someone else...mug. A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)
by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021
Get the Milk shopmug. by Demi Lovato 69 March 30, 2021
Get the Dog-Shopmug. By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!
by ILOVEWEED69 April 8, 2022
Get the The Candy Shop 2.0mug.