A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.
by DankTesticle June 24, 2021
Get the Seasoned Crackermug. It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.
My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.
by Glenn Roberts March 26, 2022
Get the single mom seasonmug. When referring to the season winter you use the phrase “ditto season” as the k-pop girl group NewJeans had released their single album “omg” in December 2022 which had the track ditto alongside omg. Ditto is one of the songs to remember when reminiscing winter since it was a hit track back in dec 2022 and early 2023. Anticipating the arrival of winter you say it’s ditto season not winter season.
by 22KMJ November 25, 2023
Get the Ditto seasonmug. an acquaintance whom you see only about four times a year, typically every three calendar months, even though you generally get along jovially. The lack of more frequent camaraderie can be due to geographic distance, a lack of deeper connection, or as is most often the case - the passage of time in what was once a closer friendship
Yea, I was going to hit the bar with my buddy this Friday. I haven't seen him in months! He's more of a once-a-season friend.
by doolsandtrims December 4, 2010
Get the Once-A-Season Friendmug. Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.
"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."
by Fireplace Expert October 4, 2023
Get the Mantel Seasonmug. by Snowflake killer January 20, 2021
Get the Seasonmug. January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
by Mike&tom December 5, 2018
Get the Squirting seasonmug.