Matthew Ryan Fleming

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.

"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)

by idcay June 17, 2011

Dan Ryan

A bitch.

When your friends wanna drink, don't be a dan Ryan.

by Dead homie November 1, 2013

Brooke and Ryan

Two people so in love and right for eachother.

Guy: We are so in love, just like Brooke and Ryan.
Girl: Awww!

by Brooke16 July 7, 2011

Ryan

the act of being so fucking metal to the point of pure brutality.

shit dude that was so fucking ryan!

by The time October 5, 2008

Ryaan

A sweet and kind guy that treats you like your number 1 and makes sure your first then video games and other things.He isn’t really smart but is innocent.he is sometimes too shy to ask his crush.(me) out

John:what’s 2+2
Ryaan:it equals 5 no 4 wait is it 9
John:you have a lot to learn🤦 ♂️

by Mxnha.Cool July 8, 2019

Hippie Ryan

1.Ryan who is a hippie
2.loves frisbee
3.loves phish
4.loves drugs

yo ryan goes to yorktown and hes such a hippie

by is this the same guy? March 4, 2005

Ryan Reynolds

One of the sexiest men on the planet. Not only because of his flawless appearance, but because of his sweet and hilarious persona, as well as his amazing talent.

Ryan Reynolds is America's Jessica Alba.

by ryan's sexy, yup September 11, 2009