Named after lifelong republican Rusty Bowers who testified during the January 6th Congressional hearings...
When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.
When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.
by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience July 20, 2022
A grumpy old man who smokes a heavy amount of cigarettes,and consumes an un healthy amount of alcohol.
by Mr cumaco November 07, 2019
by Idekbitch January 05, 2018
Person 1: yo mom lets buy some ground beef to make some rusty bitch
mom of person 2: I'm proud to call you my son
mom of person 2: I'm proud to call you my son
by pumpcunt October 14, 2017
The sexual act of tongue punching a girls fart box while simultaneously fisting her fish taco. (Vagina)
by Your mate February 24, 2017
Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.
Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.
by RobAnybody November 03, 2020
Happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication.
Bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but Rusty Justice made it impossible for him to perform.
by GJK::OUIUHBH HJL November 17, 2016