by Theidahokid October 23, 2019
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Get the River lip mug.A River is a person that is almost as good as James hitting the quick scopes but he is 2nd best at looks, funniness , and at Athleticism(James is the 1st) but he is a nice person with 2nd biggest peen (1st James) but he’s one of the nicest people you’ll meet and 3rd coolest dude in the world (2nd James) (1st Lance)
Your a River my dog.
by James_is_coo_beans October 24, 2019
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Zombie apocalypse:
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River: a gender neutral name and a big stream
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Crush:zombie!!
Me:it’s ok I already hit it with a shovel
River: a gender neutral name and a big stream
by Libra lifewhatchurback October 29, 2019
Get the River mug.hes a pretty cool guy overall. 100/10 personality. rivers are very nice people and they have amazing hair
by Mrs.KoolKid101 December 10, 2020
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Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020
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