nigga my ride

The only phrase a white man can say that can divert a black man from stealing his car.

Dexter: wanna g play some Counter Strike at my place today?
Marty: Gizounds! Is that your green-mobile getting slim-jimmed
Dexter: Holy Shnikes! NIGGA MY RIDE!!!

nigga my ride by Nigga-nary March 8, 2008

Pimp My Ride-on

Spin off from the original Pimp My Ride aimed at lawn mowers.

Until last week I had a really crap lawnmower. Now, thanks to Pimp My Ride-on, I have a lawn mower puth platinum hub caps and some other tacky crap attached, yo.

Pimp My Ride-on by braindeadmotherfucker July 2, 2006

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Related Words

ride • ride-or-die • rider • Ride the Lightning • ride out • Ride the Bull • ride the snake • ride dirty • ride on • ride or die chick

smurf my ride

Describes a person using Viagra recreationally. The "smurf" relates to the pill being the same blue colour as a smurf. "my ride" related to the upgraded performance as in "pimp my ride"

Jason: I'm in for a big night tonight. I've got the little blue pills so I know it's gonna be good!

Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!

smurf my ride by MikeBus November 13, 2010

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ghost ride

Ghost Ride - Riding on the hood of your car while peering into the windshield at your speechless friends. This is nothing new, We did this back in the 60's. What's old is new. We just called it stupid back then. Especially when someone ran themselves down with their own car, films at 11.

In 1967 I was taking a Ghost Ride at 30 mph on the hood of my Continental Convertible and 40 years later my friends still think I'm a little "Dee Dee Dee"!

ghost ride by Ralph, the bus driver May 13, 2006

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im gonna ride on this bitch

meaning that a person is really going to fight someone and fuck them up really bad.

fuck that skace fag rafeal im gonna ride on this bitch when i see him slippen.

im gonna ride on this bitch by Nigde & J-Citty June 4, 2005

pimp my ride

i dont really think they "rice" the ride, since i dont think these people will be racing these cars. and since when does dvd monitors, and new interior make it look like a fast car? anyway pimp my ride is a sick show, where the team at West Coast Customs take a hooptie and transform it into a nutso lookin ride so people can get their friends back. the team at WCC are geniuses

please MTV!!!! Pimp my Ride!!!!!

pimp my ride by Jizz-osh January 7, 2005

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Diddy ride

une diderto

ramming ur cock between a burds tits then shooting pondwater all over them

Diddy ride by jizzer August 9, 2003

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