procrasturbation

Masturbation as a form of procrastination

Kevin: I could start my final paper that's due tomorrow... or I could go wack-off first... procrasturbation FTW!

or

J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.

by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkk April 21, 2010

procrasturbation

(n) - a form of procrastination involving copious amounts or masturbation.

I know I had a week to finish my essay, but I was so busy procrasturbating that I had to bs the entire thing.

I heard that Jim had to check into rehab for his procrasturbation problem.

I also heard that Jim only agreed to go to rehab after his latest procrasturbation episode ended with him in the Emergency Room.

by Tre Day May 10, 2010

Procrastafeasting

Similar to procrasturbating, procrastafeasting involves eating out of boredom or as a method of wasting time to avoid doing something you either dislike, or can't be bothered with. Common among students & the unemployed.

Sarah was going to tidy her room, but she found a packet of doritos and decided on procrastafeasting instead.

by Le Wolf June 3, 2010

Procrastifacial

Big sploodge of procrastination RIGHT IN THE FACE

My mom told me to get to work so i gave her my personal brew of PROCRASTIFACIAL

by Steve FettEER June 28, 2010

procrastiponging

Playing beer pong or any other type of pong instead of doing something you probably should be doing

I didn't feel like writing my paper so I grabbed a cup and started procrastiponging

by The Fuckin Real Nasty Matt October 28, 2010

Procrasterbate

It's when you are thinking about masterbating but instead of doing it right now you decide to do it later.

I can't wait to Procrasterbate tonight!

by Wildcat872 November 1, 2010

procrastasearch

Definition 1: Happens an individual put off a task in order to do research about an topic that is completely irrelevant to what what they are learning in school at the time.

Definition 2: Finding ways to procrastinate.

Roommate: Hey shouldn't be studying some Organic Chemistry mechanisms for your Final Exam tomorrow?
Student: Eh, I feel doing some procrastasearch on Four Loko and how it can get you wasted real fast.

by Dextrorotatory November 7, 2010