cat porn

If you watch this you are a G but your kinda weird. It’s not weird to watch cat porn but to play with cats penis is weird. For good practice finger your cat it helps a lot
Now that no nut November is over let’s watch cat porn
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porn shot

Porn Shot Same as a money shot. When a man comes on a womans face after receiving a blow job
She was sucking him off and right before he was about to cum in her mouth he pulled out and gave her the porn shot all over her face
by Funny rigger85 June 8, 2018
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tutorial porn

Treating web tutorials as entertainment rather than attempting to learn anything. Often for hours on end.
Instead of getting my project done I just spent the day watching tutorial porn
by Cornpurse November 10, 2020
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Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn
"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"
by Bhesh November 23, 2015
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Cholent Porn

Obsessing over a jewish "michelin star standard" dish called "Cholent" traditionally eaten on the Sabbath . Although has been adapted in recent times as a popular thursday night lads club.
oiy Amir, wheres Rashid at?!? .....Hes at cholent bruv its thursday night innit...try "dovids deli" or "Aliya" ...the cholent porn kings
by UrbanIlui November 4, 2020
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porn stroke

Masturbation of the penis holding it in such a way so that the camera has a clear view of the whole length. Usually thumb on top and two fingers underneath the shaft.
He was good enough to porn stroke his dick so that the camera had a clear view of his cock.
by level28 September 12, 2020
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Fortnite porn

Hey kid want to watch some fortnite porn.
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