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Polish backhand

while having sex with a polish girl, you keep slapping the back of her head while eating some frosted flakes.
(What happenes during a polish backhand)

Girl- oh jon, keep hitting me!

Jon- hold on, this cereals' good *hmmmmm moans while eating cereal*.
by TheNightRyder October 11, 2010
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Reverse Polish Cowgirl

A sexual position developed in the opium dens of south china, the Reverse Polish Cowgirl is performed by both participants laying side by side, and then sex spontaneously occurring to their immediate right. Not to be confused with Reverse Polish Notation, this sexual position has only ever been performed twice, both times by Sunny and Cher, the second such instance involving a crocodile and a tub of butter.
Hey Cher! Still alien-esque-ly thin I see! Looks like there's been too much Reverse Polish Cowgirl in your life!
by Grotz October 5, 2009
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polish

form of the game ping pong where one person gets to hit the other with a ping pong ball after each point.
f dude look at what she did to me when we were playing "polish" today!
by Joe Sereda February 18, 2009
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polishing the buddha

to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami
Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much
by butt weasel August 29, 2003
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Polish Immigrant

This is a Polish person which the English see as an immigrant.
Man: Oh look its one of those polish immigrants again!
Other man: Wait, yeah thats raf the one who came in on a boat
Man: There's a lot of them nowadays.
Other man: Yeah my dad lost his job because of it
by Critiql June 16, 2018
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polish thunderstorm

The act of tatty bangin a big breasted broad while pinching a loaf onto said lover's chest and simultaneously drowning her face with an immense amount of urine.
Dude, R Kelly gave my seven year old sister a Polish Thunderstorm. Twice.
by Ernesto July 15, 2004
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Polish Jedi

When punishing your girlfriend (preferably polish) from behind, you withdraw your wet dink, and using stealth, replace it with a light saber. Now she can help to fight evil.
Man my girlfriend just isn't tough, I am going to turn her into a polish Jedi.
by PolishBikeride23 October 11, 2006
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