Seizure Pants

Pants usually bought at the store Hot Topic that have bright and distracting patterns or colours on them. Since the pants are so distracting and colourful, they tend to give people seizures. Most pants are neon-coloured and/or will have suspenders. When wearing seizure pants, people WILL look at you.

I bought a pair of seizure pants at Hot Topic yesterday and they have this insane checkerboard pattern on them.

by shelbyrocksfunky January 23, 2009

Sponge Bob Squishy Pants

An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.

Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!

by Tommy R May 23, 2005

lil wayne pants

Someone who wears their pants so low with their boxers puffed that they have to grab a hold of them or pull them up everytime they move.LIke lil wayne at his concerts.

Guy#1-hey dude pull your pants up.
Guy#2-why dude i like them like this
#1-just pull them up man you look like to got lil wayne pants.

by tha real skittles June 30, 2008

happy pants

When a man has an erection in his pants and it is fairly noticable

Billy woke up with happy pants!

by Celli3 May 5, 2006

oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

by LN July 19, 2003

kingsley pines

The best camp in the entire world, located in Raymond, Maine.

Person 1. What did you do this summer?
Person 2. Went to camp.
Person 1. Oh realy, which one?
Person 2. Kingsley Pines, it was so much fun!

by Johnathonfuxdjenna October 23, 2007

Whore pants

Whore pants or Whorepants are really short shorts that are similar to daisy dukes but they aren't necessarily made from denim. the difference between Daisy Dukes and Whore pants is Whore pants is when they are made from denim they are not frayed at the leg opening instead they have a hem because they were made to be really really small where daisy dukes are just jeans that have the legs cut off.

Jay- Hey look at that chick wearing those Daisy Dukes.
Tim- Those ain't daisy dukes those are Whore pants.
Jay- Oh.

by cuntmustard August 10, 2007