Bum Pickle

A slimey object shoved up the rectum

He likes to shove Bum Pickles up his backside

by JubbaMHC September 15, 2013

sweaty pickle

A pickle that emits immense quantities of salty pickle sweet

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by McFagTittues February 5, 2014

Pompeii Pickle

An agregiously shameful sex act involving a very drunk, whorish girlfriend, a tube of Mentos and a diet coke. The girlfriend is positioned face down on the bed (or may be already passed out this way) and several of the Mentos are manipulated into her ass, accompanied by a string of low, drunken moans. The man positions himself carefully and loudly declares "I am the God Vesuvius" as he pours diet coke into her anus and rams it home with his pecker. The resulting epic eruption brings about destruction of undeniable historical significance.

"What the hell is wrong with Matt? Ian told me that he gave that carnie girl the pompeii pickle the other night on his couch. The whole apartment smells like shit and cabbage."

by TheLargeBreast March 1, 2014

sneaky pickle

When the woman does not feel the penis insert.

"Dude I heard Bob's dick is so small he gave his girlfriend the sneaky pickle"

-Agent P

by David Bumsted April 17, 2014

windy pickle

When you start jacking off so fast you create a slipstream with your penis.

When I pulled a windy pickle last night I blew my sheets off...

by Mr Slipper Pickle May 18, 2016

Jewish pickle

The circumcised dill that you leave in a jar.

Hitler kept a jar of Jewish pickles under his bed

by Jewish pickle November 12, 2016

Coochie Pickle

Any store bought or homegrown garden variety cucumber that can be used for personal pleasure

The vegetable drawer of the fridge is a great place to store your coochie pickle.

by FDOT February 22, 2017