Pee in my cereal

To have someone crush your dreams.

Hey I had this awesome idea: maybe we could go to the beach today.

That's an awful idea.

You didn't have to pee in my cereal like that.

by asgdrg4g March 21, 2011

black eye pee

Having to pee so much ur penis tip starts to bruise

My penis hurts, I've been pissing so much I have a black eye pee

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

Ski-peeing bitch

A bitch who skis downhill while peeing. Usually leaving a long, meandering, yellow line behind.

John: Look at that girl! She's peeing while she's skiing!

Joe: Yep. Cuz she's a ski-peeing bitch.

by Brastle October 23, 2011

Daru Pee Ke

Punjabi drinking anthem.

"oye desi... lets get drunk nd listen to daru pee ke"
"im down"

by The Showstoppa January 29, 2007

peeing your buttsack

When someone has taken a pee and it has overflowed the buttsack.

Hey man, quit peeing your buttsack!

by The real mike jones November 14, 2014

Peeing the toilet's pants

taking a wee in the toilet

Give me a second, I'm peeing the toilet's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

i have to pee

A good way to get out of an awkward situation.

Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee

by Theunicornmanz May 6, 2018