Orgasm-O-Matic

A machine that causes the user to instantly cum, usually used for chronic sperm donors, otherwise used when one is alone on Valentine’s Day.

“Yeah I’m alone this Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna dust off the Orgasm-O-Matic”

by MikuntZitchy February 15, 2024

Orgasmatron

An Orgasmatron is a female who has a minimum of 8 squirting orgasms during sexual intercourse. Only one exists and has been heard shrieking off the coast of Wales itself. Many have documented it with recording devices as the Orgasmatron will.include with the 8 orgasms an almighty roar and a bellow that can be heard all the way across Wales itself. Very much like the yeti in that respect. A dirty sort not to messed with. Tread carefully.

Oi jock did your article on the 'Orgasmatron' make it into the national enquirer?

Oh my god I thought for a moment you were the 'Orgasmatron' the way you were shagging the shit out of me but you climaxed at only 5 babe.....
Phew.

by Taitai da fly guy February 16, 2024

Orgasmic

Orgasmic is either food or a fit lad

Mate this pot noodle is fucking orgasmic

by Proper hard mate March 6, 2024

Orgasm Fork

A fork like head massager with multiple metallic flexible spokes. When used on the head, especially behind the ear, it inevitably starts to feel almost like an orgasm. Works best when someone else uses this to messages on another one’s head.

Hey Jonah, can you pass me the orgasm fork from the table, I need a good orgasmic head massage. Also, Jonah, would you please be kind enough to help me out with this? It has more effect when someone else does it.

by Pseudoneutron April 15, 2024

orgasmatrare

It a ecstatic sensation of pleasure generated by incredibly tasty food in a ibiza dinner

You are with a bohemian chef in a villa overlooking ibiza town and see eating food that make everybody orgasmatrare

by Robolo64 June 1, 2024

Orgasmbranch

A type of sexual pleasure which involves specifically a person orgasming after a person orgasms, this branches off and makes more people orgasm.

I am going to orgasmbranch tonight, fun.

by FantumTax June 19, 2024

Orgasm

1. Don't say this in an 8th-grade boys' gym locker room
2. Dont say this in an 8th-grade health class (during the reproductive system unit)
3. Say this if you wanna lose your rizz and aura.

1. Gym Teacher: Our word of the week is orgasm
Also Gym Teacher: oh shit.
2. Health teacher: today we will be learning about... ORGASMS?!?! WTF?!?!
3. Science teacher: orgasms are what living cells make... WAIT I MEANT ORGANI-
Your science partner: HE SAID ORGASM XD!!!!!!!
You: Bro lost aura for that.

by UDaddict121 December 24, 2024