Optimist

A Buffalo Bills fan in August

Optimist Bills fan, 1998: "The bills are going all the way this year! We've got Doug Flutie!"

by billydbones August 18, 2012

optics

What something will look like to the outside world; the perception a public relations person would have on something. First seen (at least by me) in article by Equity Private on finance blog dealbreaker

CEO of Bank: We definitely should have all of our best mortgage brokers to Vegas for the week just like we've done for the last ten years.

PR Flack - yes, but consider the optics.

by Chebyshev February 7, 2009

Oppression

An academic euphemism for first world inequality of outcome; an exaggeration that by comparison minimizes actual suffering, bondage, torture, and totalitarian control.

Although Fatima was still recovering from the non consensual genital mutilation she received by the hands of her village leader, she was glad that liberal arts students in the US weren't suffering the oppression of culturally insensitive Halloween costumes following their successful email campaign to the dean.

by Majikkutepu April 14, 2017

Optimist Prime

Someone who always looks on the brightside in even the most depressing situation.

Klein thanked God he at least had most of his leg. He is such an optimist prime.

by Optimist Prime May 15, 2007

peach optimo

Best blunt flavor and brand.

grape or peach optimo? are you joking?

by kayosfie December 8, 2007

Operation Ponytail

A historic day, in which hundreds of /b/tards uploaded pornography onto youtube, confusing the shit out of the youtube admin.
There is some debate on whether it occurred on on June 12, 2009, or June 13, 2009.

12 year old- I'm twelve years old and what is this?
/b/tard- *grin*

Youtube admin, much later- Hm. Operation Ponytail. *click*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

by Just another /b/tard June 10, 2009

Optical Rectalitis

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

by awesumwordster January 25, 2012