kaka slide

The act of placing a sheet of toilet paper on the end of an unflushable limpet turd, and quickly sliding it down the toilet as soon as you flush with the toilet brush, in the manner of hastily loading a cannon.

The Cthulu of the faecal deep would have remained submerged and dormant 'til the end of time, had it not been for Brian's expertly executed kaka slide.

by poomoj January 20, 2013

Slate sliding

Northern Irish term meaning that you've a screw loose or losing your marbles

That man's got a slate sliding!

by irishandy May 25, 2010

slip n slide

The process of microstructure deformation here atomic bonds break, atoms move, and bonds reform at new positions.

"Y-Yamete stop banging my piece of metal!! I'm so m-malleable you're bending me all over the place!!" The piece of iron screamed in pleasure. His atoms were shoved around like a game of dodgeball, becoming permanently altered as the other piece of metal forced through his atomic bonds. It was a sensual game of slip n slide between sexually active atoms.

"Ngh!" The iron yelped. "C-Chotto matte!"

by Dick Chomper 42069 July 23, 2023

slide 7

if someone replies to your comment with this, it means your comment was so corny it got put on the 7th slide of a slideshow on tiktok

Person 1: It is an honor to attend this meeting my fellow sigma males 🗿🍷
Person 2: slide 7

by Kennatv January 29, 2024

sliding scale

A nutritional supplement, such as Boost Plus or Ensure, commonly used in eating disorder treatment to make up for unfinished components of your meal plan. It is ordered by a registered dietitian.

I didn’t have time to finish the last three bites of my snack so now I have to drink my sliding scale.

by Anxiously September 7, 2019

slide and burn

falling and slide and recive a burn like cut.

josh went roller blade with a friend and he came back with a burn like cut on his shoulder. we all said to him slide and burn!

by tara munro September 3, 2006

Elephant Slide

This is a sexual move used mostly by the Vulpsie. Made popular by her in the late 90's in the Bay Area gay sex scene. It's really rowdy stuff not for the faint of heart.

It involved the use of a butt plug that has been inside several butts.

Amy pulled out her classic elephant slide last night, and today I'm walking like Yosemite Sam

by myhk April 27, 2019