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puppy post

A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.

Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.
by ladytraveler April 8, 2011
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puppy digger

A person that dates others for their puppies, much like a gold digger, except not interested in the partners money, or partner, just their puppy
'James just got a new puppy, I wonder how long it will take Corinne to start dating him, she's such a puppy digger'
by Chasethenapper November 15, 2017
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Puppies of war

A derogatory derivative of 'dogs of war' where mercenaries element remains without ferociousness expected. Half hearted commitment, just bare minimum to appease. Elements of naivety an inexperience. More likely to roll over and let you tickle their bellies than chew your hands off.
Fan1: Hey man did you see the spurs game?
Fan2: One-sided af
BNWS: Hey don't disrespect.. watch the team's reaction the next game.
Fan1: Man! U puppies of war.. gonna let Palace tickle your bellies.
by firstornothing April 4, 2022
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puppy chicken

A boy that bleached his hair platinum blond with a beak of a chicken and a little puppy face.
I'm a puppy chicken! Peck! Peck!
by Rickysucks February 5, 2017
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flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".
I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.
by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022
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Florida Puppy

by lkjertreksdfg November 29, 2021
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face puppy

When someone presses their face against their partner's and whines before or during cumming.

A combination of the sentiments of 'in your face' and to do something 'like a dog'; can denote desperation, inferiority, and/or pet play or puppy play.

Doesn't necessarily have to be face to face; their face to their partner's face, cheek, or even to their neck or shoulders can count as being a face puppy.
"I dommed him so good that he was a face puppy by the time I let him cum."
by ssnowman January 28, 2016
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