by whaz up wit it? November 13, 2007
The area between a lady's thighs that can be a tad whiffy (and sometimes leaving snail trails!!) see flange
by Spinky October 08, 2003
Wanking while sticking a couple of fingers up your own arse. Sort of like a manual simulation of taking the central role in a no-handed conga, or being the meat in a man sandwich.
Euggh what's that under your fingernails? Oh sorry I got carried away and had a ball pot wank last night.
by Bearded Clam January 07, 2007
While your partner is eating your asshole, proceed to plug their nose and release flatulence, resulting in the popping of their ears. It's a real mind blowing experience.
Dude, I got my girlfriend to toss my salad and decided it was time to give her a dutch crock-pot. It totally blew her mind.
by LoganhJaredm September 21, 2010
When you shit in a chick's pussy and sew it up overnight. The next day, you open it up and fuck it with pleasure.
Steve: Hey douchebag, i gave my chick a croatian crock pot last night.
Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.
Steve: Yeah, it was delightful
Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.
Steve: Yeah, it was delightful
by Hubbapalooza April 22, 2010
When you are having aggressive sex with a girl, and smoking a cigarette at the same time. Right as the male is about to ejaculate, he puts the ciggerette out on her clitoris, then proceeds to cum on the burn.
I just bought a pack of Paul malls to use for a Dusty Crock pot on my girlfriend tonight.
I think menthol cigarettes feel better during a Dusty Crock Pot.
I think menthol cigarettes feel better during a Dusty Crock Pot.
by Crimsontears7357 June 10, 2015
One who spends their free time smoking cigarettes all day and playing cards.
Also could be "damn" pot bellied smokerface.
Also could be "damn" pot bellied smokerface.
All you do is entertain guests all night, sit around and do nothing but play cards. Damn pot bellied smokerface!
by Noster April 28, 2004