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National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
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girlfriend

Someone who wants to go to the cinema every sooo often, often dragging their partner along for movie nights, popcorn, and shared commentary.
My girlfriend insists we go to the cinema every weekend, even if it's just to watch the same rom-com for the hundredth time!
by Emotional Cruiser August 5, 2025
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20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day
it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day
by turnitps October 19, 2022
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Girlfriend

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....
Hym "Hahaha! You're practically my girlfriend! Come on honey, throw daddy some booty."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.
by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023
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Jared’s girlfriend

Jared girlfriend is a fucking weirdo nobody likes her except sometimes Jared. And she looks like shreck or something. Happy Pancake Tuesday
Is that Jared’s girlfriend
Yeah can she fuck off
by J123345 March 4, 2025
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Best Girlfriend

by LazyDaizy August 31, 2025
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