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Noah

Incredibly small penis, has a severe form of anorexia and secretly loves ass (male ass). Yes, you've guessed correctly he is a fag hahaha! whoops, almost forgot to mention the most common relatability to all Noah's is the uncontrollable love for sex with older men, particularly their own grandfathers. #homosexuality #microweiny #GrandpaIwantmoney
Noah, we can see your anal leakage. You're ruining my carpet fuck man
by DingleBerryGerry September 17, 2019
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Noah

A soy boy

males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.
Girl 1: “Noah is such a soyboy
Girl 2: “ yeah I bet his dick is so small
by Pusssssydestroyer6969 November 14, 2019
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Noah

This kid in my school who broke my bffs heart.
Not Noah he doesn't have a good reputation with that.
by Skillzthegoat December 4, 2019
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Noah

A fucking cheating ass hoe w a short stubby dick
by Dontfckwmehoe November 9, 2019
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Noah

Noah is really gay!!
by Noah the gayest December 16, 2019
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Noah

A transgender whore that sucks dick for a living and manipulates and uses ppl
Noah “No babe I only want 300$“

Person “Ok I love you
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Noanne

Noanne is an annoying little girl that will never admit that she is wrong. She is adorable at times but don’t let this fool you, her main purpose is to play with your balls, and not in the fun way.
Guy 1: Noanne is such a sweet heart

Guy 2: Don’t let this fool you ! She’s there to fuck with you and leave you miserable.

Guy 1: Noanne is coming to the party tonight

Guy 2: Oh no ! I hope she’s here to do the dishes unless she can go back whence she comes from.
by Noanne’s brother October 17, 2021
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