Suffix Muffin

Suffix muffin is a substitute word for all the taboo terms in the world. You can use it whenever you want and nobody will understand.

I suffix muffin love that son of a suffix muffin. SUFFIX MUFFIN AHHAHAHAHAH

by crazythomas1979 November 2, 2018

gunt-muffin

the resultant fat bulge of a fat bint with a unfastened trouser zipper, fat spillage from the zipper

look at that tramp with her flies undone, i can see her gunt-muffin

by Clagnuts December 30, 2013

Top Muffin

Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!

1: Whoa! He is amazing!
2: Yer man he's the Top Muffin of the rugby team"

by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010

Muffin

muf·fin (verb) 1. The act of totally sucking at any activity, especially videogames, which includes acumulating a once thought impossible score.

P1: Damn it all, I got -10 points!
P2: Dude, your muffin.

by Kevin Stewart January 29, 2008

muffin head

A term to describe the shape of a person's head who has a large afro.

Wow, that lurpy white boy has a big muffin head.

by the real P-funk February 24, 2008

Mud Muffin

When a girl takes a shit, wipes ass into her vagina and then you eat her out...

dude your mom is FOREVER doing mud muffins in the dark...

by y8 April 4, 2009

Cunt-Muffin

Noun

Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling

Girl 1: Can I have some skittles?

Girl 2: Hell no! Get your own, Cunt-Muffin!

by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009