Monster Ned

Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.

Oral Paul: “Monster Ned, I am going to molest you again.”
Finn and Marbles: “Not fucking cool man.”

by FinnShart October 31, 2022

Nipple Monster

A PERSON WITH A SWEATY SHIRT THAT MAKES THEY'RE NIPPLES STICK OUT UUUUUH PAPI

THE NIPPLE MONSTER HAS LARGE NIPPLES

by nipple guy September 9, 2019

Polish monster

What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.

Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."

by LexieKnowsAll July 27, 2016

Monster/Alien

In zodiac terms, someone who is their Chinese zodiac sign from their breakthrough sun and moon.

The hip-hop culture is a monster/alien culture. My grandfather and sister are monsters: Dog and Monkey.

by mosscrab December 11, 2015

puff monster

A large, ravenous, vaginal monster that destroys and consumes anything in its path.

My coworker scares me, her puff monster was especially hungry today.

by Cheezedizz January 25, 2017

Toilet Monster

The monster that comes out of the poop hole and eats your buttcheek as you set down your phone, for the first time in 30 minutes.

Did you hear about Johnny? I heard he got his buttcheek eaten by the toilet monster.

by TheDefinerOfWords99 March 11, 2015

chonk monster

Its not a bad thing to be called a chonk monster,its actually a complement

omg u are SUCH a chonk monster gurl

by Jax.17@ June 29, 2021