mexican tumbleweed

The act of shaving your genitals then glueing the hair to your partners genitals with your cum.

Yo john lemme give you a Mexican tumbleweed
I gave Lucy a Mexican tumbleweed last night

by Sexy Finnish guy June 26, 2017

mexican cousin

a Mexican liquor distilled from the fermented sap of an agave; tequila.

I wanna kiss my mexican cousin once again

by Petabread July 18, 2006

mexican chili dog

When some one takes a shit on the girl chest and then titty fucks them.

Who wants a Mexican chili dog bitches!!!

by Bish and Cory March 25, 2007

Mexican Ambulance

The back of a pickup truck, or a wheel barrel.

"Diago has eaten too many burritos, we have to call a mexican ambulance!"
"Yes ese, I'll get Sanchez's pickup truck."

by Zaunji September 28, 2008

Mexican Waffle

The act of shitting in someone's hide-a-bed and folding it back up.

"That nigga shit in my hide-a-bed and called it a mexican waffle! What a bag of douche!"

by That'sWhatSheSaid101 June 3, 2014

mexican lust

A fucking hot grown Mexican lady(mexicanlust.com)who i would like to fuck so bad,man ill rock her pussy to sleep,and divide her to thick bubble cheecks into half wit my fat 7-inch cock,all make her moan so load,all of Mexico will hear her.Damn,Mexican grow women ar so fucking hot.

Bob:Dude, i saw Mexican Lust last night on TV,and i nearlly cummed just from her sight.

Scott:Really,do u have a pic??

Bob:Yea sure,here.

Scott:HHHOOLLYY SHHIT!!!!!!will u please excuse me for a second?

(Quietly but exictedly Scott walks to the other room and nearly cums all over the place.)

Bob:AWW,u got some one my face!

by Boss Playa May 27, 2006

Mexican jumping crack

crack that jumps out of your pipe or bowl.

`I tried to smoke it, but the mexican jumping crack jumped out of my stem.

by Robyn Whatley February 13, 2008