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MAC machine 

A pistol like sub machine gun developed by Gordon B Ingram back in the early 70s. The gun is available in .45ACP (Mac 10) and the .380 cal (Mac 11) Both are capeable of blazing through magazines in a blink. A popular choice by gangsters for their ability to spray bullets from a car window during a drive by.
I popped that cracka wit da Mac
MAC machine by XFCJ June 15, 2004
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beast machine 

A simple exclamation used in the place of "fuck" or "shit" or any other curse spoken in frustrating circumstances. It doesn't have any particular background or meaning so it may be used repeatedly without the risk of offending anyone.
1
*drops vase on the floor*
"BEAST MACHINE!!! Mom's gonna kill me!"
2
*stubbs toe*
" Argghhhh BEAST MACHINE !!!"

Red Machine 

A woman's menstrual cycle.
"Rae, the red machine came today."
Red Machine by yomomma12345 November 27, 2006

poop machine on wheels 

A person in a wheel chair that is so retarded they poop themselves constantly. Usually on an electric wheel chair.
Aww man, I had to help Jeff with his books, hes such a poop machine on wheels.

Cream Machine 

When a gay man has sexual relations with multiple partners without being in a committed relationship.
Thomas told Fredrick that Blane wasn't a good fit for him because he is a true cream machine and wouldn't be faithful.

lean machine 

Someone out of a group of stoners who is the most stoned at the time of smoking.
Tom - yo dude , bens really stoned

Mathews - yeah I know he's a lean machine !
lean machine by Snow36 November 11, 2013

Smoke Machine 

When you vape a Juul, Vape Pen, or other similar devices out your girlfriend, in her asshole, and exhale in it into her vagina whilst you are eating her out. When she then proceeds to orgasm, the vapor will come out of her vagina like a smoke machine.
Dude, I burned the fuck out of Kailey's asshole because I gave a smoke machine last night.
Smoke Machine by Faded11 December 7, 2019