Florence and the Machine

When you have a small cock but really big balls - named after the band of the same name.

"oi bruv, i just saw florence and the machine in the mens toilets."

by purepremium100 August 25, 2011

machine dick

a dick so rock hard that it can go through any hole, fucking so fast it looks like your dick is a machine with batteries

"Did you see Joe last night?" "See? I was with Joe that night." "His machine dick fucked me so hard that I had to yell stop six times." "Did he stop?" "No, hos machine dick just got tired."

by jony redcorn January 19, 2009

Magus Machine

God of account jacking in the world of GameFAQs spinoffs.

Wow, Magus Machine sure is better than me!

by CJayC November 13, 2003

Sheen Machine

a person with a capacity for winning equal to that of Charlie Sheen's

Q: Wow! How was he able to accomplish such a feat?

A: It doesn't surprise me, that guy's a Sheen Machine.

by UnkyGeorge April 27, 2011

dick punching machine

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.

You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week

by stogeson September 16, 2009

Baby Makin' Machine Gun

Is another Word For a Guys Dick, Your Penis.

Dude: Check out that Chick in the Corner.
Other Dude: Shes Fucking Hot.
Dude: Im going to make her Pull the trigger on my Baby Makin' Machine Gun.

by Twitch0601 March 21, 2010

machine-net

There are 6 billion intelligent machines in the world, and the machine-net is a network that connects those machines - similar to the way the Internet ties together computers.

By "talking" over the machine-net, a washing machine will "tell" a dishwasher when it has finished its final rinse cycle so both devices aren't pulling from the hot water heater at the same time. The dishwasher will then automatically begin its cycle.

by Nacho November 19, 2004