Smoke Machine

When you vape a Juul, Vape Pen, or other similar devices out your girlfriend, in her asshole, and exhale in it into her vagina whilst you are eating her out. When she then proceeds to orgasm, the vapor will come out of her vagina like a smoke machine.

Dude, I burned the fuck out of Kailey's asshole because I gave a smoke machine last night.

by Faded11 December 7, 2019

Gyatt Machine

A Gyatt Machine, someone with loads of "gyatt"

Chris: "Whoa Timmy, that's alot of gyatt. You're a gyatt machine"

Timmy: "What the fuck Chris"

by earthturd2454 April 4, 2023

fine-tuned machine

a shit-show, especially one built by Donald Trump.

Hey, did you see how Donald's fine-tuned machine is going to Hell in a hand basket?

by Muppinator February 18, 2017

hot tub time machine

When you fuck a girl while drunk, wake up and whish you hadn't. then next you see her, you get drunk again, and fuck her again. and still wish you hadn't

when we got to chilli's, biegel stayed away from reba, but after four beers he did a hot tub time machine and took her home.

by cusacker November 13, 2009

machinegunner

Given to a man/woman who has the duty to pleasure two girls at once using his fingers making a machine-gun like motion whilst in the process.

WOW! that guy is a real machinegunner look at him pleasure those bitches

by Maddog August 25, 2003

Teh Machine

It controls us all, like the matrix, but it pwns even the machines, you can't escape it, but, must fight it.

Fight Teh Machine

How do you know about Teh Machine?

by F to the MA January 20, 2005

candy machine

A tampon or pad machine.

Can I get $0.50 from someone?...I need to go to the candy machine.

by BJGZ November 9, 2006