creampie long jump

When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....

My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.

by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017

long neck vagina

Wearing high waisted jeans with a camel toe

Damn those jeans are given her a long neck vagina!

by Slam72 October 21, 2017

long dick life

When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.

Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl

by Yooooooitsme January 27, 2018

lome long time

two clowns raping an asian kid

clown #1:wanna lome long time?
Clown #2: sure
Clown #1 & #2: *agrassively rapes asian kid*

by dame quick October 17, 2019

Long pee-pee

Huge erection

Get off me! You’re giving me long pee-pee!!

by Ogwiener October 24, 2019

pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 30 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever he starts a story, make sure you have a fresh drink and a snack. Because you are going to be there a while!

by pharmbored December 5, 2020

Long Island salute

Giving someone the middle finger

Got cut off on the LIE, so I gave them the Long Island salute.

by WreckingBar June 24, 2021